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Dec 23 2008

More Portal Fun

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See? I didnt lie.

 I found a place to get the sound clips from Portal. Lots of GlaDOS clips:

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/gameboysp13.aspx

And in case you wondered about the lyrcis at the end of the game, here they are. if you haven’t beaten Portal yet, you can’t read them. Or you will be incinerated.

This was a triumph
I’m making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science

we do what we must because we can
for the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead
but there’s no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying until you run out of cake
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive

I’m not even angry
I’m being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me
and torn into pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a wonderful line
and we’re out of beta, we’re releasing on time
so I’m glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive

go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
maybe you’ll find someone else to help you
maybe black mesa
that was a joke, haha, fat chance
anyway this cake is great, it’s so delicious and moist
look at me still talking, when there’s science to do
when I look out there it makes me glad I’m not you
I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive

and believe me I am still alive
I’m doing science and I’m still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I’m still alive
While you are dying I’ll be still alive
and when you’re dead I’ll be still alive
STILL ALIVE, still alive

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Dec 22 2008

More Portal Holiday Cheer

Published by vodstok under Portal Edit This

I have decide to make the week of Christmas the week of Portal. Light a yule log and cuddle up to your Apeture Science Weighted Companion Cube, toss back some egg nog and enjoy.

The flash version of Portal:

http//portal.wecreatestuff.com/Portal.swf

It’s 2-d goodness, and a great escape if you can’t install Steam on your work PC.

Cafe Press has a multitude of Portal related paraphenalia available:

http://mugs.cafepress.com/portal

And for an official (albeit expensive) way to show your undying love for Portal, head on over to the valve store to get some gear:

http://store.valvesoftware.com/

Weighted Companion Cube

Just in case you were too distraught over the incineration of your Companion Cube, Valve has partnered with Apeture Science labs to allow you the opportunity to purchase one. Cuddle with care and remember, the Weighted Companion cube will never threaten to stab you, as it is unable to speak.

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Dec 19 2008

Portal Wishes you a Merry Christmas

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Not too much to say today, just wanted to show you that when they aren’t trying to kill you or lock horns with Gordon Freeman’s folks over at Black mesa, the Aperture Science labs folks are damn nice and want you to have a happy holidays. Any holiday will do.

 Note the festively dressed weighted companion cube. I love those things. I should be doing something on Portal in the near future; it is a genius game with a great sense of humor. And weighted companion cubes.

Keep in mind: the cake is a lie. (or is it?)

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Dec 18 2008

Moby Dick meets the Unabomber

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Well, not quite, but this is pretty damn funny 

It seems that some people vastly over-estimate the destructive force of dynamite, while simultaneously under-estimating the trajectory of stuff blown up by it. In this case, what do you do with a giant dead animal? Well, ultimately bury it, but why not pretend that a whale is a dead cat, and several hundred pounds of dynamite is an M-80?

 Because, whale are BIG animals, and while a roadkill may make a mess of things when you blow it up, whale carcasses tend to eject pieces of themselves larger than say, a human being.

This gave me flashbacks of the movie tremors when they successfully “fish” for one of the worms with a stick of homemade dynamite.

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Dec 17 2008

Even the eastern world has its hillbillies

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Take a watch:

“Cow eating trees”. No wonder some of these people are taken by charlatan “miracle men” who prove their powers by bringing along their own “possession victim” who they miraculously heal. It’s hard to believe this comes from the same country America outsources so much of our tech support to. Scary thought, although the people they have answering phones probably have more schooling that those of us calling them.

The existence of carnivorous plants existing big enough to eat a cow in interesting, but these people have the same credibility yokels claiming they were abducted by aliens and probed. If they happen to someday show that a tree did, in fact, try to eat a cow, I will post it. Until then, I am just going to assume the old lady killed a tree for no reason other than she is senile and the younger one is brain dead.

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Dec 16 2008

Scared yet? Bugs

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I will occasionally be ripping off my old site over at http://scaredyet.net. I still love the old articles, but my domain registration expires next year, and I don’t feel theneed to spend another 20 bucks to keep it around, since I am not using it for anything. This is the first of but many, enjoy :)

Insects:
 They’re all around you…..

Scientific definition of a bug: Insects with sucking mouthparts and forewings thickened and leathery at the base;
 usually show incomplete metamorphosis

Rainbow Leafhopper, a true Bug

The more common use of the word, however, generally refers to any arthropod,
 or more to the point, any small animal with more than 4 legs, and usually
 flies around, or hides in unpleasant places. Bugs are often thought of as ugly,
 disgusting little disease spreaders that are literally everywhere.
The scary truth is, this estimation isn’t too far off the mark. Bugs, in
 the general sense, cover all kinds of creepy-crawlies, from insects to arachnids,
 some crustaceans (pill bugs, for instance. My niece used to call lobsters bugs),
 even slugs and snails (which are mollusks), and myriopods (centipedes and millipedes).
 Bugs have a nasty habit of getting into places we don’t want them to. Small size
 does have it’s advantages.
There isn’t a basement on earth that doesn’t house at least a few spiders. Ants
 inhabit most yards (and some houses), as do termites. Cockroaches are found
 in all urbanized areas. Swamps swarm with mosquitoes. Forests have black-flies and
 horse-flies. Even ponds and creeks host whirligig beetles and water scorpions (one
 of the scientific “bugs”, not an arachnid).

Marine Isopod

Where do you go to escape bugs? Nowhere. Sorry. Pretty much every environment on
 Earth is going to have some sort of little creature living on it. Antarctica has
 mites that live on exposed rock. If you consider crustaceans bugs (and why not?),
 there are these happy fellows living on the ocean floor, called marine isopods.
 They can be over a foot long. Imagine lifting a rock and finding a foot long rolly-polly.
 I bet you wouldn’t start pestering it so it would roll into a ball, would you?Okay, we like some bugs. Butterflies are pretty. So are fire-flies. Even some
 beetles are pretty. But not most bugs. Say “bug”, and most people will conjure
 up mental pictures of flies and maggots, spiders, scorpions, roaches,
 locusts and ant-swarms. Stories from Australia make our skin crawl, describing
 large spiders that can bite through boots and kill you.

Is this reputation undeserved? Well, maybe the reaction that many people have
 that bugs are “out to get them” are blown way out of proportion, but not all
 bugs are our friends. There is the flesh burrowing bug(the human botfly), Sydney
 Funnel-web, mosquitoes, tsetse flies, scorpions, centipedes,
 wasps, and any number of other creatures that will either A.) Parasatise you
 or B.) React to ANYTHING you do as a threat and attack in “self defense”.

Is it at all comforting to hear “He is more afraid of you than you are of him” when
 a spider is running around on the floor? No, of course not. (people like that
 should have bugs poured down their shirt. Just tell them the bugs are more afraid
 of them…..)

Goliath Beetle

Not all of these things need to even be harmful to be scary. The Goliath Beetle
 from South America can weigh in at over a pound. The sun spider (not really a spider.
 They are actually called “solifugids”) isn’t even slightly harmful to humans,
 but are so damn ugly, they give people nightmares. And what about earthworms?
 Not even arthropods (they are annelids), earthworms eat DIRT. Not people,
 but dirt. They cant hurt you, they are just a tube made out of worm meat,
 but they scare the hell out of some people. Appearance goes a long way, I guess.
Let’s take a look as to why these guys scare people so bad:

Appearance.

Many bugs are ugly, or look threatening. I know people who don’t like spiders
 because they are afraid that they want to eat them. Logically, they know this
 isn’t the case, and is impossible, but the appearance of the spider makes
 them feel like they are in danger. Bees, wasps, and other large insects
 cause the same reaction. ( I once saw a horse fly that was close to 2 inches long.
 It was so big, I could see it’s sides heave as it breathed. I had visions of
 it draining me to a pale husk, even though I know that cant happen)

Black HorseFly

They are sneaky.

Bugs show up in the most unpleasant places. Ants and roaches can live in the walls.
 Spiders live on ceilings and doorways. Wasps will build a nest rightabove
 your front door. Scorpions will hide in your shoe (if you happen to live in an area
 with a high population). God help you if you leave food out for too long. There
 are few things less pleasant than finding maggots in old food.

Cockroach

They can hurt you.

Fear of death isn’t the only reason people hate animals. The simple fear of being
 hurt, or discomforted by something is often enough to create a full-on phobia.
 Most of us do not have to fear dying of anaphylactic shock because of a bee sting.
 But stings hurt, bad. The human botfly does not cause lethal wounds, but
 their larva do burrow into your flesh and eat small pieces of it. Most people don’t even think about the possibility of contracting a
 disease from a mosquito (Americans, anyway), but they will assault you mercilessly
 en masse, and cover you with itchy bites.

These things suck....

They can be dangerous.

Okay, so some bugs CAN cause you grievous bodily harm. Several species of spider
 are horribly venomous. Flies and mosquitoes spread terrible diseases, as do
 fleas and ticks. Some insects form swarms, which can devastate entire regions,
 either by destroying crops (in the case of locusts), or everything, like
 ant swarms. And then, some people are allergic to stings, going to anaphylactic
 shock if stung, suffocating to death.
Killer bees attack in such large numbers, they can cause this reaction in healthy,
 non-allergic people. Fire ants cause horrible welts wherever they bite, and
 have caused deaths. If the legend is to be believed, Charles Darwin died from
 an assassin bug bite. (Don’t let the name fool you, assassin bugs, again
 a “true” bug, is not normally harmful to humans. According to the stories of
 Darwin’s death, the bite became infected).
Here is a list of “bugs” to give you the willies. Everything here is as factual
 as I can muster. I will not knowingly mislead you on any of these.

Bullet Ant:

Bullet Ant

These guys grow to be over an inch long, and get their name from stories that
 their sting feels like a gunshot wound. I found this site:
http://www.sasionline.org/antsfiles/pages/bullet/bulletbio.html
 Which describes them in great detail. They have a display of bullet ants at their
 insectarium, and the description of it’s security and handling is pretty intense.
 Apparently, these ants make an alarm sound as well. They are described as causing
 intense pain, which often lasts 3-5 hours, and over a day to subside entirely.
 Apparently, some Amazonian tribes sew these things into reed-woven sleeves for
 boys to wear during manhood rituals. More power to them. I would rather have a Bar-Mitzvah,
 personally, and I’m not even Jewish.

Brown Recluse:

I won’t go into too much detail about these guys, they will have their own section
 in the spider page, but they are worth mentioning. Not only are they potentially
 deadly, but in some cases, their bite causes rotting necrosis. Basically,
 the flesh around the bite dies, and rots, but you are still alive. It is
 horribly disfiguring, and it isn’t too hard to find pictures of it on the internet,
 so go to Google image search and go nuts. I won’t be posting any here.

Brown Recluse

Weta:

Weta, align big fricken cricket

Ever wonder where the people who did Lord of the Rings’
 special effects got their name? It’s from these little guys. The weta is a form
 of cricket that lives exclusively on New Zealand. Some species can be as long as
 six inches, and weigh more than a small bird. They aren’t dangerous, unless
 you had one thrown at you (I imagine that would hurt). Apparently, these guys
 fill the same niche in New Zealand that mice fill in other parts of the world. Weird.

Giant Japanese Spider Crab:

A call for melted butter...:)

Rarely does a “Bug” look delicious, but this thing is a huge-ass crab. If what
 I read is to be believed, they can reach 12-15 feet from tip to tip with their
 legs extended. Not too scary, I guess, unless you are in the water when
 one crawls by.

Giant Japanese Wasp:

Vespa Mandirinia

Here is another freaky arthropod from the Land of the Rising Sun. These guys are
 Huge, sometimes almost 2 inches long. They wipe out bee colonies by attacking
 and snipping the bee’s heads off. While searching for information on
 this
 monster, I found several sites that sold a jar of honey with one of these things
 suspended in it…… Supposedly, the enzymes in the wasp’s stomach seep into the
 honey, and it has a performance and endurance enhancing effect. Not quite sure
 if I buy that. I won’t be spending close to $30 on bug honey anytime soon, so
 I can’t confirm or deny this.
Video
 of them wiping out a bee colony

 

Camel Spider:

(Sigh)…The dreaded “Camel Spider”. Also known as a sun spider, these aren’t
 even spiders (although they are arachnids). They have no venom, and are not
 at all dangerous (although urban legend will tell you otherwise). They are,
 however, ugly as sin.

AKA Sunspider. Not Dangerous at all.


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Dec 15 2008

Absolution

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This is just the first of Many short stories I have written and posted elsewhere that I will be reposting here. Let me know what you think, all comments are welcome (as long as they don’t include “fucknut” and “you are a”).

The old man the kids called Gramps stood, shaking, in an entryway, watching the front doors to the church. He squinted in the dark, ignoring the tiny drops of water that fell from the sky in a light, irregular rain. He was slightly hunched, and appeared to be in his eighties, although he was only sixty nine. He wore a black outfit, with a wide-brimmed hat. He was gaunt, with deep lines in his face, which hid behind a bushy grey moustache and beard. He occasionally coughed lightly into a handkerchief he clutched in his left hand, while he held a bible in the other.

After twenty minutes or so, a man emerged, dressed in priest’s vestments, and locked the front door. Gramps looked him over. Graying hair, a moustache, bright, light grey-blue eyes, appearing young for his age; yes, this was the man he was looking for.

“Father Mike?” he called out to the priest, stepping out of the shadows. “Yes?” replied the priest. “Hi… Um… I was wondering if you could help me with something…” Gramps spoke in a harsh, raspy voice.

“What do you need?” asked the priest.
“Could you come back here with me real quick? It will only take a moment, and I don’t want it out where people can hear.” The old man motioned to the alleyway between the church and the apartment building he was in front of.

The priest paused. He wanted nothing more than to get to his car and get home to his computer. “Perhaps this can wait until tomorrow? We do have confessionals if you need to confess.”

Gramps shook his head. “Sorry, father. I may not have until tomorrow. I have lung cancer, and my time is running short.”

Father Mike sighed. He nodded and waved the old man toward the alleyway. “What can I help you with, old timer?” he asked once they were in the shadows of the alleyway, hidden from the eyes of the street.

Gramps reached behind his Bible and held on to something hard. “Absolution.” He said hoarsely, and then swung a length of pipe at Father Mike’s head. A look of shock crossed the priest’s face, but Gramps did not waste time on explanations, or the possibility that the first blow hadn’t felled the clergyman. He hit him several more times, even once he was on the ground. Then Gramps began the arduous task of dragging the younger man back into the alley, to his truck.
Father Mike woke up several hours later, his head throbbing. He couldn’t move. His wrists and ankles were bound, and his chin stung when he tried to move his head. It felt like he had been wired to a chair.

Gramps stood out of sight in another room. He had been watching the priest the whole time, waiting for him to wake. He frowned when he thought about what he was going to do. Gramps had always been a cheery, good natured man. He had loved the Church, and the people who followed it. He had never felt the need to become a priest himself, but usually enjoyed their company.

What he loved most were the kids. They had been calling him “Gramps” since he was in his forties, when his hair had turned grey. He was the kind of man who gave out sweets and told stories to children, but without motive beyond making them smile. However, others, within the clergy, weren’t so honest. Gramps would never allow any of the children to be alone with him, so parents would not have to worry about them. When times had changed, and smoking had left vogue, gramps even quit that habit, at the request of parents who disapproved.

Unfortunately, cigarettes had done their damage years before, and now he was suffering the consequences. He had been diagnosed with lung cancer a year and a half ago. After a period of depression, he had decided to give his life a deeper meaning. One for the children he had loved his whole life.

Gramps had used some of his friends in the Church to track down a certain type of man. In recent years, many priests had gotten in trouble for doing inappropriate things with children. These days, most were getting their just desserts, going to jail for their crimes.

Gramps had tracked down a particularly bad case, one who had hurt many kids and had slipped through the cracks. Father Mike was a predator. The Church had recorded over two dozen complaints lodged against him from almost as many kids. He had performed vile, hideous acts against kids who had trusted him. To Gramps, there was nothing more repulsive and evil.

He had a plan for Father Mike.

Father Mike groaned at a sudden pain in his chin. He heard footsteps, and had made the mistake of trying to look in their direction. “Don’t try to turn your head.” came a raspy call. The footsteps came closer, until the speaker stepped in front of the priest.

“I will stand here so we can talk.”
“You! What do you want with me?” Mike shouted causing whatever was in his chin to dig in further.

Gramps smiled at him. “I told you, Absolution.”

Father Mike scoffed. “You want me to forgive your sins, and to do that you kidnapped me? No way in hell.”

Gramps laughed a little, which caused him to break into a small coughing fit. “Father, I believe we can come to a compromise, you and me.”
“How?”

Gramps help up one finger, as if to say “Wait”, and shuffled out of the room. He returned with a briefcase, which he sat down on a small wooden table in front of Father Mike, then sat in a chair. He opened the case, then licked his thumb and began rifling through its contents.

“I have a friend. He is a young man that I have known since he was a boy. He likes to refer to himself as a ‘geek’. He loves computers. I had him give me a hand with a project.”

Father Mike blinked some sweat out of his eyes. His neck and chin hurt terribly, and when he tried to move any of his limbs, the wire cut his wrists. “What kind of project?” he asked.

“Oh… research. Maybe weaving a little trap.” Gramps smiled and winked at the trapped priest. “But first things first. I will explain where we are and what is going on.” Gramps produced a piece of graph paper with some drawing on it, almost like blueprints. “I was a draftsman for a while, father. It was a good job. I learned some useful skills. This, is part of the project, it is what you are sitting in right now.”

Gramps showed the schematic to Father Mike. It showed a chair with what appeared to be a metal frame around it, and a cable pulley system. “I see you are confused. I’ll explain.” Gramps cleared his throat. “The chair you are in is attached to a frame by cables and pulleys. Each cable is attached to a rod tipped with a scalpel. As you move, they move, cutting you. The point of it is not to kill you, but to make sure I have your complete attention.”

Gramps grinned. “The reason you can’t move your head is a device buckled to your neck. Appropriately, it’s called a ‘Heretic’s Fork’. They were used during the inquisition. One tip is put in the chest, the other the chin. If you move too much, it will drive up into your mouth, and you won’t be able to talk, so I suggest you hold very still.”

“Why are you doing this?”

Gramps’ grin faded into a frown. “Father Mike… I have dedicated my life to children. I never held a job working with them, but I spent my every waking moment outside of work trying to make their world a happier place. I liked to tell them stories; I helped build my share of parks, and even helped with the church for kid’s activities.”

“But it has been hard for the past few decades to be that kind of man. Until you prove yourself, people won’t trust you with them. They are afraid, because people out there want to hurt their kids. Now, I never would be alone with any child. I have no reason to be, and it would only cause concern and suspicion.”

Father Mike fought back another wave of panic, and was trying to think up whatever excuse he could to not have to choose. “You have to be repentant; you have to truly believe you are sorry for absolution.”

“Oh, but I am father. I truly wish there was another way for you. I studied you closely, hoping to find some fragment that would separate you from the others like you. Some single thread that would imply that you are sick, and wanted to change. But you don’t. You like hurting children. You feed off of the hurt and perversion. I saw what you have on your computer, father. Children should never have to see or do those things…”

Father Mike shrank back into the chair as far as he could. For the first time since he started molesting children, Father Mike felt shame for his actions. So deep was his desire to retreat into himself that he barely winced when his movement caused two more blades to dig into his lower back, once less than a half inch from his spine. He hadn’t thought about the pictures. Any of the other evidence, he was pretty sure he could lie his way out of, but the pictures were damning evidence. He had thousands of them, and videos.

The worst part was that he was clearly in many of them.

Father Mike was in agony. Blood oozed from his many wounds, his eye felt as if it had collapsed; deflated. He understood the genius of the old man who watched him, passively. He would take days to die from his wounds if left.

“Okay.”

Gramps looked a little surprised. “I will grant you absolution. What are your sins, my son?”

Gramps pulled a seat up right in front of Father Mike and began with “Forgive me father, for I have sinned.” Mike was surprised at how minor this man’s infractions were throughout his life. Not holding elevator doors when he could have, using the lord’s name in vain a couple of times, and stealing a pen from a bank, all said with such frankness, the priest didn’t doubt for a second that he was telling the truth.

When the old man had finished his litany of minor infractions, leading up to the assault, kidnapping and imprisonment of the priest, Father Mike forgave him without penance. He then read the old man his last rights.

When he finished, Gramps sighed. He removed the Heretic’s fork from Father Mike’s neck, and bound the wound it had caused. He also freed his right hand and said “Think hard about your choice, father. You have a chance to make things right.”

With that, Gramps walked out of the room. Father Mike was left alone with his thoughts. He looked around. The room was dark and grimy; this was apparently an old abandoned house. The machine he sat it was framed in shining surgical grade steel. An array of blades was pointed at him. The old man had shown a great deal of restraint, had he used the machine to it’s full potential, he would have been stabbed in easily twenty different places.

He went over his options. If he released himself, he could try to run for it. Maybe he could hide, or go to Mexico. He looked down at his leg. He had a blade buried deep in his shin, so he wouldn’t be running anywhere fast. He no longer had any depth perception. He would need medical help, and if what the old man had said was true (and he hadn’t confessed to lying about it), there would be an APB out for him, so he would be caught at any hospital.

His head hung low. He knew what he had to do, and it terrified him.

Gramps sat in the room next to Father Mike, listening to him look over his surroundings and think. He watched the beautiful sun as it set below the horizon. The sky was filled with rich oranges and reds. Gramps smiled as he thought about the sunsets in heaven. He could not wait to see them. He only hoped Father Mike made the right choice.

He would sit in judgment before God and burn in hell for his sins anyway. Adding suicide to the list would only seal the deal.

He closed his eyes and breathed in deeply, smelling the sweet night air. Perhaps, he would have time for one last cigarette. He pulled one out of his pocket and stared at it with affection. Sure, they had killed him, but they had given him great pleasure during his life. He smiled at himself. It wasn’t a sin, but it should be, he thought. Gramps lit the end, and took a long, exultant pull, tasting every last wisp of smoke as it passed into his lungs. It was a flavor he had missed for years.

There was a click that was not his lighter.

The explosion of the old house was felt over a mile away. By the time fire crews arrived, there was barely anything left to put out.

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Dec 11 2008

Some Juvenile humor for you

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The following words contain swear words and are fun to type. Or they aren’t dirty but sound like they are. Just ‘Cause:

Pass
Assassinate
Shuttlecock
Boobie (it’s a bird)
Titmouse (this one too)
Cock (what is it with birds?)
Dickfowl (Just kidding)
Masticate
Pussywillow
Some funny names of real people:
Dick Hertz
Dick Bender

And finally some links to pages where I believe the people who made them are genuinely insane:
http://jamesaconrad.com/TK/tklab1.html
- “Real Life” Telekinesis tester
http://www.korea-dpr.com/- North Koreans are wacky
http://batesmotel.8m.com/ (if he isn’t just kidding) – Believes man never landed on the moon
http://www.aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm - Thought Screen hats. As dumb as it sounds
http://www.davidicke.com/index.php/ - wack-job who thinks reptilian humanoids control the world.

Basically, I can’t think of anythign better than some random entertainment. The links are priceless though.

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Dec 10 2008

Feelin’ Fine

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A cookie to who knows what that is a reference to. (Hint: Has less to do with Kubrick and Nicholson than you think)

Staci's Cookie

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Dec 09 2008

More Randomization

Published by vodstok under Uncategorized Edit This

For the love of God, where does the time go? Ok, so today we are going to have some food for thought, because I once again have no time (maybe I will tonight….).

Think about this and get back to me with those thoughts:

What good could come from the following monsters being real and on Earth? This is mostly for comedic value, but I bet you can think of all sorts of fun things. I will pitch the monsters, then some ideas, then you run with them:

Cloverfield: Urban renewal. Drop a 30 story monster into the bad part of town, then pick up after the fact

Predator: Anti-Terrorism. Do you think Bin Laden would still be slinking about if a predator was after him? We’d have his pearly white skull on display at the Smithsonian

Werewolves: Population control. Never worry about long lines at the grocery stores again. Every full moon, the idiots get culled from the herd. Its the next step in Social Darwinism. :)

I am all ears for your ideas. I may even have a few more myself.

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